Water? You mean like in the toilet?
Hey that’s pretty good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?
Go away! I’m Batin!!!
I thought your head would be bigger…
[Utopia not available in the EU due to Mountain Dew containing more chemicals than a 1990s nightclub]
EU be like
So thats why people from my country want to go to America
So that’s why I’ve not seen it here.
You poor healthy bastards
That’s the healthcare human rights thing tho
We have it in Ireland, but it’s not even remotely like the stuff they have in the US. Our Mountain Dew is just like sweeter sprite.
We had a whole documentary about this…
Was it called Idiocracy? Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!
People need the visualization
Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!
Welcome to Costco, I love you
It’s* what plants crave
it’s wha’t plant’s crav’e
It got what plants grave
It’s got
electrolytes
The real question is what would society be like if water was replaced with mountain dew code red???
Same image except it’s on Mars.
No one would have any teeth
Dentures go brrrrrr
The dangers of water https://dhmo.org/facts.html
I have no scientific basis to back this up but this reads like how a large part of the conversation around “Volatile Organic Compounds” or, put more simply, “smelly things” comes across to me.
I KNEW Grayox was a corporate plant.
First Nascar memes (Feel the Need for Speed), now the Taste Explosion of Mountain Dew Baja Blast?
I really wish I got paid to shit post.
Brawndo!!
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