Doctor of Computer Science
stringly-typed
"100%"
yeah that tracks.
Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.
That’s an instance property
Is this some .NET convention that references to instances start with capital letters?
Yeah, properties (like a field but with a getter and/or setter method, may or may not be backed by a field) are PascalCase
How is OldMan a property here? It’s clearly the name of a class
Instance properties are PascalCase.
Yes I know, I’ve coded in .NET before, but so are class names.
Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....
But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.
If only I’d been born %YEARS% later :'-(
str(float("100.0")) + "%"
Haha I’m saving this image
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
sudo apt-get AED
sudo pacman -S new-heart
Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.
XKCD 149 but worse.
Link for the lazy.
Thank you very much!
The font changes like 3 times 👌
They are a doctor of computer science, not a doctor of design. You need a design phd to pick correct fonts.
“Wait! We need to get the user story before we start working on a solution!”
The holistic approach
Did he just give every old man perfect health?!
no it says OldMan not OldMen
Right but is it every
OldMan
?He’s only working on that particular old man’s OS.
btw I use Arch
HeLlOoOoO, wHaT nOw? It’S a Do Or DiE sItUaTiOn, HuRrY!
MD =/= PHD
MD = Doctor
PHD = not a doctor.
PhD is literally “Philosophy Doctor” or “Doctor of Philosophy”
Also “doctor” means teacher. The specific term for someone who practices medicine is “physician”.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_(title)
As a noun yeah it’s more common in the western world to refer to medical doctors. But its origin is that of teachers, not medical practitioners.
Nice bait.
Is it? Or is it just kinda dumb?
I choose to believe no one is this particularly misinformed.
It’s really funny bait, though
Is that Noel Fielding?
Bash-Java
bash: sudo: command not found
After all, we don’t know that he has it installed, especially if he’s running a really old distro.
That command syntax looks kind of like how Skyrim’s scripting console works, and gods help us if reality is a Bethesda game! (Kind of, if you added string-parsing based overloads and, for some reason, a command-syntax sudo keyword.
Need something?
Have you tried magic, like Kadorto?:-)