/me re-reads first sentence.
:: facepalm ::
/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.
“She looks like she’s in a vegetative state”
But tomatoes are fruits…
I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though
Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.
House MD pride month special
Biologically, they’re fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they’re vegetables.
Nah, tomatoes are fruits.
Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive
Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉
Botanically, yes. But not in culinary usage.
Nah, tomatoes are fruits.
and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.
Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.
So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?
Magnificent bastard.
Gold
45 seconds I’ll never get back :(
Honestly better than the giant metal fan greentext imo
Thanks this was the worst but I laughed.
glassy, jarred look on her face
Top kek
sticking my noodle in
saucy
Fuck you, thank you
An oldie, but a goodie.
There it is.
Tag team, back again.
The ancient texts!
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