SpaceX employees’ work is breaking barriers, while this asshat keeps terrorizing them with his utter gross bullshit
Edit: after reading through the article again, some passages stuck out, like:
Apart from aspiring to become the biological father for his Martian colony, Musk has leveraged many of his own businesses to create a civilization on Mars, including Boring Company tunnels to dig under the planet’s surface and a Tesla Cybertruck rugged enough to traverse its mountainous landscapes.
So, take it all with a grain of salt.
*Emphasis mine
He has a dozen kids already. This dude needs to get his fetish under control.
And most of them don’t like him.
Almost everyone who’s ever known him for more than 20 minutes knows he’s a raging narcissist without the actual smarts to back it.
“No boss, we don’t need your sperm. Please stop asking.”
The cyber truck is almost rugged enough to Brave the Home Depot parking lot (so long as it’s been recently paved.
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Imagine going to Mars but it’s just filled with Elon descendants.
Elongated
Nuke it
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If they’re all like Vivian, that doesn’t sound so bad
Is anyone actually surprised? But ewww.
Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.
TIL Elon keeps a cum jar.
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He uses it to spice up his cereal.
Teslatubby wants to propagate
Inbred martians… Neat.
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“Just cup your hands” - probably.
If he/they did go through with this I’d start a GoFundMe to reward the employee(s) that successfully sabotages the effort, wether by substituting their own sample or any other verifiable means.
If I was a SpaceX employee, I would not accept sperm in exchange for seeding a mars colony
Best way to start a colony is with a genetic bottleneck.
EwwwLon
What a jerkoff
Yeah, this Elon guy sounds like a right wanker.
