Thank you black Sonic.

I was in a time prison for 10,000 years. I world break all my bones and then they would fuse into one big skeleton bone and I world make to break it to move. I got so good at healing that now that’s how my bones work. I brake them every time I move.

• Shadow the hedgehog, Sonic 06

Didn’t let the new timeline kill our history. Sonic did make it with a real human woman. Shadow did make it through the time prison to be with us.

If the past couple of decades is anything to go by, it’ll be somewhere between “fucking sucks” and “kinda sucks”.

Sorry, people who love and care about me very much, I’m cutting my losses.

I scrolled down just a little before I looked at the picture and I was worried for a few seconds I hadn’t yet heard about some new major hell that had broken loose