Haircut Practice by Adam Koford for August 05, 2024.
FAQ: Inspired by the original Peanuts comic strips, Haircut Practice is a tribute and re-imagining of that world with all new jokes and drawings.
I’m going to follow this to glean interesting food combinations, as it seems they’re being posted below. 🙂
I think the comic doesn’t account for all the food experimentation going on in the world. One bias – people only post their wins. Not their many, many “L’s”.
For example, I eat cottage cheese as part of my diet. I also consume this supplement called Zena ‘Supergreens’. One night, I thought hey…cottage cheese gets paired with fruit. Why not pair it with this fruity Supergreens powder, see what happens? Nasty, gloppy, with clumps of overly sweet coagulated powder. Do not recommend.
Anyway I’m sure people all around the world are doing wacky experiments just like that every single day. And if we’re lucky, they post good ones on the internet & we can all try it out. 🙂
I tried a new food combo as a kid. I liked Nutella, and I liked tangerine slices in syrup. So I combined them.
Mom made me eat it.
The way you said Mom made me eat it – I felt that 🥲😭😂
It didn’t taste like a chocolate orange?
Not really. It was horrible.
I think you could do nutella and some orange zest in a sandwich
That would actually be fine if I was still eating Nutella. But believe me, the tangerine slices and the syrup from the tin with Nutella - lets say it was not nice.
Oysters and kiwi
Yeah, this just isn’t the case, there’s a metric fuckload of experimenting going on, most people just aren’t willing to try any of it.
Tell me about it. My wife thinks I’m a freak for putting lettuce in my peanut butter and honey sandwich.
Today, I brought my own food to work: rice with red lentils, peas, unsweetened peanut butter and some black caraway seeds (+ normal caraway, vegetable broth, a little vinegar)
And yeah, as I’m telling people this, I realize that they probably want to hear a recipe name, like “risotto” or “rice curry”, but I have no idea what it is. I started cooking with rice and red lentils, kind of like a curry, but then the rest just happened spontaneously.
It always feels like I’ve discovered this great secret that you can just combine edible things and it generally leads to something edible.
I can only speak for myself, but I do not want you to name whatever that is
You mean, you decided to prove the point of the parent comment… 🙃
It probably is hard to imagine from a list of ingredients, for example the vegetable broth was for boiling the rice+lentils, it wasn’t soggy rice, and I only added the vinegar, because I accidentally made it too salty, so you weren’t supposed to taste it much.
But yeah, aside from that, the taste wasn’t too extravagant. Maybe replace the black caraway, if you’re not me, but then it actually tasted quite a lot like egg after leaving it in the fridge over night.
Seriously. Not even experimenting, but just looking at other cultures’ cuisines as a start. In the states we barely even pickle things that aren’t cucumbers. The seafood situation in the middle of the country is nothing compared to the coasts, and what’s acceptable on the coasts is a fraction of what gets eaten in Iceland or Japan.
People generally don’t want to expand their palates. Anyone who wants to try new things can look to countless dishes around the world they’ve never even heard of.
Anything is a sandwich if your poor enough.
I do most of the cooking in my family, and I’m one of those people who will often look at recipes when I’m doing something new, but mostly just do simple dishes and wing it. I’ll often try and incorporate things we have. All of which is to say, there’s a nontrivial amount of experimenting, which isn’t always a good thing.
I remember serving a noodle casserole, and there were some scrunched up faces around the table. My wife asked what the fuck the chewy things were, and I said smoked oysters (which the family loves). They’ve made fun of me for years on that one
In all honesty, I thought it tasted pretty good.
i don’t know who hurt that person, but I feel like food innovation is at an all-time high. Constantly I see new stuff being experimented on and new combinations of food items. plant-based/vegan popularity has really elevated those food innovations as well, with ever more plants being used to make new foods. Just yesterday I made myself a vegan omelet with vegan cheese. And it was amazing.
I tried vegan cheese at a food show recently. It tasted more like cheese than cheese does!
I try to incorporate a couple of plant-based meals every week and it’s getting easier to make something good every time.
You don’t happen to know which one it was, do you? We vegans are always on the hunt. Although tbh, I don’t miss the “sour, milky” taste. I find it very weird…
Sorry, no. I know it was a new product, but I was only curious to try it. I wasn’t planning to buy it, so I didn’t note the brand.
Definitely. Everyone wants to make the next viral food thing on TikTok. A lot of it might be dumb, but by the time it filters out of TikTok and onto other platforms, it’s usually the best stuff.
If you travel, you’ll find very interesting combinations of flavors. As a few modest examples, I recently came upon paprika flavored and cheese and onion flavored Pringles, and awhile back i had sake flavored kit kats.
Travel more! Plenty of flavor experimentation going on
Just this year, Oreos made a Sour Patch Kids Oreo. It was terrible, but don’t pretend like there aren’t people out in the world committing food crimes. Taco Bell is committed to lowering the bar on what humans are willing to eat, don’t disservice their hustle.
What’s wrong with the Legally Allowed Amounts of Silica Crunchwrap Supreme?
Look, they were brave enough to find out how big you could make a cheez-it, and then shoved that inside a Crunchwrap. I’m not brave enough to make disparaging comments about an entity so powerful.
I’m glad I tried the cheezit crunchwrap to have tried it, but man it sucked.
Only tangentially related, but the cheapest (by weight and per unit) type of hamburger patties at my local Costco this month are Impossible Burgers.
If you’re not familiar with these, they’re completely vegan, made from soy protein, but the texture and flavor is almost identical to beef. They cook like beef, taste like beef, and “bleed” like beef. And (for a few weeks, at least) they’re cheaper than beef.
That’s a new and exciting sandwich IMO.
My wife makes sandwiches out of cheese and honey. She insists it’s a flavour combo that works, but I just can’t support it.
It goes well with soft cheeses like goat cheese or cream cheese.
Dude, maple syrup, pecorino and grapes. You can thank me later.
What kind of cheese is she using?
It’s cheddar, which is a fine cheese - by itself.
Should be something like a Brie instead.
And a bit of walnuts.
good cheese boards come with a little cup of honey all the time
Or jam, grapes, etc.
I am also curious, want to know the cheese. 🤔
What about finely sliced apple, mixed with honey & cheese??? 🤔🤔🤔
Cheddar. No apples in this house, we have allergy issues.
I know this isn’t going to thrill your soul, but there’s a restaurant I know of that has a cheddar-apple-bacon grilled cheese. 😅 I think it’s on sourdough bread.
It sounds like we’re all dancing around the same flavor profile. Cheddar…I will try this cheddar & honey sandwich.
Time to introduce this person to china’s wet markets…
I think we’ve all had our fair share of those.
This is the spot to share with everyone the viral trend of vanilla ice cream with olive oil and sea salt.
I get the sea salt, because sweet and salty can be a good combination, but…olive oil?
It’s fat, which our tongues always like, and mildly bitter, which compensates the salt while still letting it enhance the vanilla flavor. Completing the flavor triad. It also coats the mouth making the ice cream feel extra creamy.
I mean realistically humans have been perfecting two things for at least a hundred thousand years.
Killing and cooking.
Killing, maybe. But if you’ve ever tried it, there’s no particularly good way to cook a human.
Idk. I’ve heard it’s very similar to cooking pork.
Long pork, sillies!
Old, traditional practice dating thousands of years. Do your research!
My wife’s been really into foraging lately and I’ve learned you can eat so many random weeds found all over the place.
