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He was perfect. He passed some time ago but he helped me raise my son.

This isn’t to mourn him but rather to remember a dope ass cat who I spent nearly 2 decades of my life with.

He was once attacked by a pit bull, and the pit bull ended up needing stitches. Ganon was fine.

He was perfect. His vet chart has those words written 3 separate times, including one situation where “his urine is a magnificent specimen, wow” was written.

Totally unrelated … but do you know how hard it is to take a piss sample from a cat??

I ask all of you to recount your favorite made up story about ganon. Thanks friends.

  • egrets@lemmy.world
    6·
    2 months ago

    I went up from the Jordan unto Bethel. And as I was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked me and said unto me, “Go up, thou bald head! Go up, thou bald head!” And I turned back and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth Ganon out of the wood, and tore forty and two children of them.

  • Nougat@fedia.io
    17·
    2 months ago

    Once I got upset and yelled at my kid. Ganon jumped up from his nap across the room, leapt up on me where I was sitting on the couch, and bit me gently on the earlobe.

    This isn’t actually a made-up story. The kid was my little sister, the parent was my mother, and the cat was Ebony, a black shorthair. But I thought it would be appropriate.

  • myliltoehurts@lemm.ee
    10·
    2 months ago

    I applaud you for taking a pee sample.

    We had a vet once offer one “just to be super safe” and explained that there’s a special litter in the bag to make it easy. Then she charged us for it. And then she showed us the bag with basically a handful of litter that’d be barely enough to cover the bottom of the litter bin. It was then we learned to ask more questions upfront.

    We never got the sample.

    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.worksOP
      2·
      2 months ago

      The pee sample came accidentally 3 months later.

      I dropped it off at the vet and the called confused af because it had been so long.

      So that was fun.

  • smokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.today
    15·
    2 months ago

    I was once in a very heated argument online that I was on the verge of losing so I got up to get a drink and gather my thoughts. When I came back, Ganon jumped down from the keyboard and walked away nonchalantly like nothing happpened. I refreshed the page and the other guy deleted their account after being througholy roasted to the point of no return.

  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
    4·
    2 months ago

    Ganon is dope and I enjoy the pic of him sitting in the flower pot.

    A story from Ganons past that you might not know. He was born to a tribe that normally only birth the female gender. Ganon was born and they all new he was their chosen one. Their leader. Ganon rallied his tribe together. You see they were living in harsh desert living conditions. The whole time there was more land to live on with actually trees and soil to harvest. Even less scary monsters, but the rest of the people living in the land didn’t want Ganon or his tribe to live a nice and relaxing life. They condemned Ganon and his kind to the desert.

    Until Ganon fought back and his tribe tasted freedom for a bit. The traveled over the grass, swam in the rivers, and even hung out behind some waterfalls. Ganon eventually got beat back by some young kid that loves shouting and breaking jars. Ganon took the loss like a champion and learned from his mistakes. His tribe is forever grateful for the time they were able to hangout in the green fields of Hyrule.