I never ask anyone out because what’s the point? I’ve been dancing at a club on Fridays just to have a room with high ceilings and loud music for some flow arts. I’ve been turning down girls left and right because I’m just there to dance. I gotta find something I can wear to advertise how I just wanna dance and not hook up.
The only winning move is not to play
“You loose 100% of the shots you don’t take”
Checkmate.I think “miss” instead of “loose” works better here, but yeah.
Hell, even just the correct spelling of “Lose” would work better than “loose”
And if I do not have the objective of making shots?
Is 0:0 a good K/D ratio?
Can’t divide by zero, so it’s undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin
Chargin
MahLazer?
con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 i’d say that’s pretty good.
Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.
When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.
It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.
If you’re specific and pedantic enough you can be the best at anything
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Guinness Book of World Records would like to know your location
this sounds shamefully familiar to me
