Another point against SpongeBob’s statue, it got me in trouble in elementary school.

Our class did some lesson on the cis-teen chapel. And I thought, “oh, Michaelangelo! Like that statue in SpongeBob.” So I drew that statue with the clam shell and all. And then I had to meet with child and family services and convince them my dad wasn’t diddling me. Well jokes on them, he was and they didn’t even figure that out!

Also carcinisation, all statue will evolve into crab eventually

Major developments in the spongeverse lore. Tell your friends!

Slight correction about the Spongebob one: it does tell us quite a bit about his thinking.

He thinks firmly in the box no matter how he appears on the outside. Given the free opportunity to let his creativity flow he chose to simply make a derivative work that’s a near copy of another famous work. And when he receives negative feedback on it it breaks him.

Spongebob’s lack of creativity screams incredibly loudly in his version of David.

His pile of rocks from when he actually tried to be creative is a painting into his mind in a beautiful way.

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