Lol I do this shit all the time.
Youre supposed to laugh at greentexts, not imitate them.
*Insert crispy Anakin*
I HATE YOU
Hey if I pay money, and I think the game sucks, I’m not gonna let it slide.
I had a dev respond to me 5+ years after a review saying they had fixed the problems I mentioned. Now I have to download the game and play it again or I have no balls. God damn devs holding us accountable.
time spent in game when making a review: 600 hours.
I hate this game.
time spent in game after the review was written: 1400 hours.
I too have played MMOs.
I was thinking more in line with Paradox games, but your version works too.
Every MMO on steam is at mixed with negative reviews from 1000 hour players lol. Stop doing this to yourselves!
I think it’s more they love the game, but hate a specific thing that happens in an update, like their favourite character/ability gets rightfully nerfed, so they throw a tantrum by giving negative review.
When it’s “the” dev, give them a break.
For a laugh, review games on Google Play. The asinine responses you get…
The most ridiculous one was for a pay-to-win bullethell game WITH NO BULLETS. You literally just effortlessly shot at enemies with virtually no way to die. But you could pay stupid sums of money for a better ship which killed enemies faster.
The dev’s response to my review calling their game overpriced and boring? “Join the discord so you can get tips from top players”
Well we need an update… Did you join? Did you get any good tips???
The tip is: Buy the bigger ship.
They are now a top player. TOP. PLAYER.
Becomes a top player just to advise others to stay the fuck away from the game.
I always try to keep my reviews constructive for small devs. So far, they’ve always appreciated the detailed feedback. I’ve had a few where I completely changed my reviews after they fixed my complaints and let me know about the update.
after they fixed my complaints and let me know about the update
Patch note for release 0.7.34 - Allow junk loot to be droppable - Addressed feedback from user Dettweiler42 "This shit game sucks ass!!" to suck 80% less ass - Removed placeholder mob mechanic when in certain situations
Me, when Bethesda replies to a negative review:
I got so mad playing your video game. 30 hours of my life
I left a negative review on a “AAA” game and the dev responded to it by gas lighting me that I didn’t play it right.
TL;DR starfield sucks
Lol I was just going to bring that up
Once I reviewed a $3 game and got the dev to add the frog character in the sequel lol
https://steamcommunity.com/id/TriflingToad/recommended/1603180/Steam reviews are very important, even big studios like bethesda reply to negative reviews.
Gta 5 doesn’t allow linux users to play online anymore. Everyone from the linux community shat on them, especially because it was one of the top played games on deck. Where are my rockstar replies?
Rockstar is just asleep on the big pile of money that they got from the 100 people that bought shark cards every month since the release of GTAO and RDRO
Unfortunately they didn’t buy enough RDRO gold for it to get nearly as much support as GTAO did. Which is a damn shame because that game was awesome with friends, for the little content it had
Nice profile picture!
The reply: Thanks for the money dipshit
That would be incredibly stupid.
1 bad review wouldn’t put me off a game I was genuinely interested in, but the dev being a total douche canoe would.
I like to read the bad reviews. I know everyone has different tastes. A constructive bad review can sell me a game if the things that person didn’t like aren’t a deal breaker for me.
The best one on when the reviews are can incoherent.
Best one I saw was
thus tame should be free , there are orth gmes lime thisone and they are not as good
Tuer word nnver soken
how did they spell ‘like’ as “lime”??? there’s two keys between ‘k’ and ‘m’!!!
K and M are neighbors on QWERTY
QWERTYUIOP ASDFGHJKL ZXCVBNMgasp!!! such dastardly keyboard layout!!! how do you ever find anything???
This is somewhat separate, but personally I find that the most reliable way to find good restaurants is to read the bad reviews and see if they have real complaints or if they were just in a foul mood because there was a wait to get a table without booking. If the restaurant replies that can be helpful too
*presses refund*
Reminds me of when someone left a leaf-blowing simulator a review “can’t sex the leaves” and it caused the dev to make a sex update to a leaf blowing simulator
Outrageous! It’s terrible what people can force devs to do. I would like to apologize for my fellow human’s behavior personally; can you give me the name of the game and/or a download link? Or at least some screenshots, so I can, uh, be further outraged.
Dose it actually add a new way to blow the leafs?
That’s a set of some of the best DLC I’ve seen in any game.
I don’t get it
The joke is that people (including the main character/OP) feel comfortable criticizing others when those others don’t know about the criticism, but as soon as they do, the anti-confrontational/cowardly/etc. part of them immediately regrets being critical.
Thank you!
3000 hours played
Game is shit! Thumbs down 👇
Me: “???”
I think some people keep playing the same game long beyond the point where it stops being fun.
Why are you conflating time in a game with the game being good?
Its called war thunder
To be fair it could also be league of legends or destiny 2
Nice profile picture!
Haha thank you!
I will say that games aren’t static any more so there are legitimate reasons why this might occur. For instance, I had over 100 hours in a game and then the devs decided they liked money more than their player base so they retroactively added a bunch of micro-transactions to the game. The game had been fully released at this point and they just updated it to milk more money out of their player base. Bad updates can ruin the experience in what had once been a good game.
