Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
Finally I could say “m’lady” without shame.
Going on a quest? Fuck yeah
Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.
Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest 😄
Close enough.
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.
Somebody call the locksmith!
Too much makeup ! Deal breaker.
Definitely pretty pointy elbows
Ok if you are wearing that then I’m wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.
gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.
Invite her back to my place for some jousting.
Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
I see what you did there
Seems like a good knight out.
Pledge fealty and marry her immediately
