• peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Texas should just say “Guns”.

    North Dakota should probably be “no civilization, no resources, and no warmth.”

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        Does it really have oil?

        And I know it’s got a fuckton of missile silos but I imagine in an invasion they aren’t terribly useful. I guess maybe an after you take complete control then it is

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      2 days ago

      Hey now, we have some resources. Like… uh… hotdish?

      Why are you walking away, weren’t you invading?

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          No, that would require a cave, which implies the existence of interesting geological features.

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            Which are reserved for South Dakota and Montana.

            North Dakota explicitly gets nothing. I’m pretty sure it’s in the constitution.

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        22 hours ago

        And it’s tatertot hot dish!

        Can imagine the delaying tactics that a classic Minnesotan long goodbye would cause to an invading military? You could cause delays of up to several hours just saying goodbye!

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          22 hours ago

          I’ll start a few more wars, then.

          Red hotdish or white hotdish?

          Does corn belong in hotdish?

          Do the tots go on the bottom or on the top?

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            22 hours ago

            Anything but plain cream of mushroom soup is a vile heathen concoction.

            Corn or string-beans are fine. Anything else is sacrilege.

            You put those tater tots ANYWHERE but in top, I will personally drive to your house and stare at you with passive/aggressive looks while I call your Mother!

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                21 hours ago

                It’s possible! But I would eat your Aunt’s hotdish in silence and using my passive/aggressive look while consuming it.

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              21 hours ago

              Red hotdish is tomato-based, white hotdish is “cream of <whatever> (usually mushroom)”-based.