Look how happy the little turd looks!!
I miss Florkofcows comics.
My sister and I know our brother was actually found in a toilet factory.
Context: as kids, we once passed by a building during a road trip with a sign that said “sibling’s name’s toilet factory” and have been giving him shit about it ever since.
Giving him shit about it
Are you one of my siblings?
Literally!
Yeah but what if they’re turning 35?
I think being chosen is better than being born into. Being chosen means being wanted. Being born into means they had no other option.
Lil bro looks thrilled
My cousin is eight. They were very confused by the reference to twenty-five. The rest of the family gave me funny looks too.
YMMV.
Update: I’ve realised my mistake. My cousin isn’t my sibling. Actually I better check that … brb.