oh. this is going to end well.
Very, very well.
cue Kaylee saying “Don’t fly anything made by Boeing, they fall right out of the sky.”
I’ll be in my bunk
If he wanted Trump to fly savely and comfortably, he would ask Airbus to provide a new Airforce One.
Yeah, but then he wouldn’t be able to put tariffs in place against the EU
I wonder what will happen. Will the doors fly off, or will it catch fire by itself. Hopefully both. And soon.
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Lol they’re just gonna blame “ANTIFA” and vance declares martial law
This isn’t a meme.
UR.
Boeing: Oh, you want a plane now? No problem. We thought you wanted one that actually flew
rest assured that the plane will fly, it’s the landing part that might be a problem.
when one door closes …
… another blows out at 20,000 ft?
This is Boeing, the doors don’t really close lol
When one door pops off mid-flight . . .
… a door plug blows off.
It stays closed and locks you in while the battery ignites.
I was gonna say “hope the pilots have car wash mode on” but I don’t wish them ill, not their fault there’s a giant turd waddling around the 747
Ehhhh… But it’s their fault they chose to continue a military career in that position under the giant turd waddler as their commander in chief.
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The all new Tesla Cyb-airforce X! Looks like if the F-117A and a dumpster had a baby, and then put that baby into another dumpster that wasn’t it’s mother. Is the opposite of stealth. So heavy it requires a support plane to help it fly.
“A ‘tragedy’ struck today as the Boeing-Tesla Air Force One and Air Force Two simultaneously rerouted to crash into the headquarters of Boeing and Tesla. The planes were running on Tesla ‘full self flying’ and staffed entirely with Tesla robots piloted remotely by human operators on the ground, so when they exploded only the president, vice president, and their advisors and guests (including Tesla CEO Elon Musk) were killed.”
Make it so.
They need to join forces and make the Cyberplane!
The Boeing Tesla Cyberplane could be a revolution in aviation:
- First aircraft to use afterburners to overcome lack of aerodynamics
- Heavy and yet strangely flimsy construction
- Cell phones and radar can ignite the battery in flight
- Fuel efficiency can be throttled mid air by shedding parts
Piloted using a wireless Logitech controller
Relevant comic?Don’t forget rusting as soon as it hits a cloud.
Remember Elon Musk in Iron Man 2? Phony Stark pitching an electric plane to Tony who says basically, “it’s your idea but we’ll make it work.”
On your first point, the F4 Phantom (aka “the triumph of thrust over aerodynamics”) would like a word.
Soon to be known as “Air Farce One”.
Hopefully they’ll be banned from all the airspace over developed countries.
The mental image of Phony Stark and Orange Patriot flying around on Air Farce One makes me think somebody should make a Spaceballs-esque show about this administration.
Wouldn’t that just be a documentary though?
Yeah, but the show would be funny instead of sad, uncomfortable, and the root of a lot of people’s existential dread…
If it’s any consolation, some of us watching from abroad are laughing. It’s all we can do to stave off the despair.
I mean, I’m Canadian and live in Scotland, if I didn’t have trans family and friends who are poor, LGBTQ, and absolutely not white, I’d be having a bit of a laugh too. The suffering is still a bit close to home for my likes.
Edit: as below, forgot to add the bit about anyone who’s not a man. Zip2 said female, I will leave it as not a man
I think you forgot “and female”.
Good catch, I absolutely did. Fixt
‘Con Air’
It’d be a shame if there was a critical malfunction in flight.
It would not be shame, it would be a natural consequence.
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Especially if the new high command were all on board at once.
Be sure to ask for the ejection seat tech that Boeing’s been testing on its 737s.
Nobody tell him!
Let them cook!
