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10 hours younger. Lol
toaster control, if there’s no limits I can fire toast as fast as a bullet
I shall abuse these toaster powers thoroughly and for my own amusement. Every toaster on the planet will go off at the same time!
I could turn a lil profit off the gravel, surely.
Wait did you just take all of them?
Looking 10 hours younger would go crazy as an autopsy thing in a murder mystery
Number seven. And then piss off every “pea under shell” trickster, because you can see which shells are empty.
I’ll give you a hint, they’re all empty.
But aren’t the shells more covers than containers?
How does the free gravel thing work? Can I just summon it in a location of my choice? Or is there a guy who delivers it to me?
It spawns in your gizzard
Gravel ofc. Just imagine being able to provide every construction site on earth with cheap gravel with no cost at all. I’d be the first billionaire on earth who didn’t fuck other people over to be absurdly rich.
Thought the same thing but it doesn’t say how the gravel is obtained. I assume there’s still going to be transportation costs and “life” could be as short as how long it takes to be smothered by a heap of free gravel. I am suspicious.
If I grow a second nose, will it also be stuffed up? If so, I choose teleportation. I know it’s only 7 inches but that’s enough to get around most doors so it’s still useful.
That depends on how thick both you and the door are. Still, its probably the best one there.
Both noses will be running all the time, but just as fast as the noses of Albert Einstein.
3 for sure. Depending on how teleporting into other objects works, and how fast you can spam it, you could get some serious work done with a power like that.
When you play Noita you discover that the way to move fast is to teleport shorter distance possible and spam it. It is also better for avoiding obstacles
yeah, #3 is a time machine if you can spam it faster than light can travel 7 inches
There’s no rule saying I can’t pick more than one so
2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8
Speaking a dead language would be cool. Maybe teach it to others and read into the history, etymology and people of it. Talk to historians and what not.
Who defines what is a toaster? Could the whole universe be considered one since it heats up bread? Yes, it does some other stuff in the process but so do some other toasters.
Since we are toasted, yep
3 will get you past most any locked door or fence.
Only if you are thinner than 7" minus the thickness of the door. Otherwise, you would teleport right into the door, which (I assume) might be quite painful.
EAsy way to lose weight though. Who needs weak flesh amiright
You can just teleport 7 inches backwards after lunch. As the contents of your stomach isn’t you, it will stay inert and fall to the floor. You can eat all you want if you don’t have to digest it.
Just remember to stand up beforehand or you’ll end up intermingled with your chair having chewed up cheeseburger all over your lap.
Good point… It’s not as far as I thought
