Spam filters must be on the fritz.
Smacks instance approximately where filters are.
I just downbeaned your comment.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of beans on your comment and bean account has decreased by one bean.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral beans. These include, but are not limited to:
• Rudeness towards other beanikans, • Spreading incorrect tomato sauce, • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
Am I banned from the beans?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downbean, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
I don’t believe my comment deserved a downbean. Can you un-downbean it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downbean. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private beannote explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to beannotes within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downbean appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downbean and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on beans. I will continue to issue downbeans until you improve your conduct. Remember: beans are a privilege, not a right.
No, stop.
Dude it’s spam
The answer is clearly yes, though it’s a shame, I had hoped Lemmy would avoid spam posts for longer.
Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what’s inside it
Spam in my lunchbox at work (it’s the best)
Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all
Doesn’t spam also have a shit ton of sodium in it if I recall correctly
Spam is salty, just like spez
The only spam I upvote is Spam in a can and Monty Python’s spam skit.
S P A M
S P A M
S P A M
(: ¡ɯɐds uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ
Baked beans.
Me angrily upvoting the post because I hate SPAM email but I love SPAM:
Here I go
When you read it backwards it spells MAPS. Does Lemmy upvote Maps?
Geography related maps? Yes.
Pedophile related maps? No.
What’s a pedophile related map? Do I even want to know or should I spare my innocence?
I do love me a heart attack in a can!
Plenty of sodium and nitrates in every can. Make your cardiologist shit their pants with this one tasty trick.
Downvoted for spam
Yes, but what does it stand for?
Something
Penetrates
All
Mediums
What about me? I’m more a large.
Yes… Yes I think I will.
Do we have a /c/angryupvote here?
