Tried eating a piano once but it tasted a bit sharp

It says “can”, not “should”

Nothing ethical about it. It asks for things you “can” eat, not things that you “would” eat. Luckily there are no pictures of people.

You wouldn’t eat a piano

I heard of a man eating a whole table once, chip by chip. A piano isn’t off the table for those who are brave enough

Cats are good protein and I’m sure panda steaks aren’t half bad.