The Tyrannosaurus rex from Jurassic Park because first of all, I’m actually pretty sure I’d be fine so long as I can get in my car and drive away at a reasonable pace. Secondly, just think of the absolutely incredible collateral damage. Even if I get killed, it would be one of the most talked-about and confusing incidents in American history for the rest of time.
Go to Disneyland
I wanted to say Freddy, because 24 hours without sleep would be easy-peasy. …then I realized Im not a teenageer anymore and would probably take a nap anyways.
This would work with a small investment in hard drugs before hand. Depends on how much prep time and street cred you have.
I’m an old boring dude, but if I got off caffeine for a week before hand, I’d have no trouble stay awake after my second cup that day.
Yeah it’s early afternoon here and I just realized that I someone told me I had to stay awake for the next 24 hours, I wouldn’t make it.
Ahh but have you heard about meth?
For $3 billion, I will take a crippling meth addiction.
Would you get addicted that fast? I have zero experience with speed in any form
Actually physically addicted? Probably not. And you’d only need one, maybe two hits (assuming oral consumption, not smoked or IV) spread out over your 24 hours to get through it. However, the euphoric rush from the Meth would be pretty intense (the dopamine release is 5x-10x that of Adderall) and most of the dangers are from chronic use, so if you’re the kind of person who’s prone to risk-taking, it’s possible you could wind up rationalizing the risks away and continuing to use it, and wind up truly addicted down the road. This is basically the route most addicts take. There aren’t any substances that are so addictive that one use gets you physically hooked.
It might be especially easy to fall down this path if you’re now a multi-billionaire and no longer have a need to work and thus need to find something new to occupy your time.
Just buy three pills of Adderall XR. I’m sure you would be able to get someone to sell you three pills in exchange for $1,000,000-$10,000,000 the day after tomorrow.
Freddie Krueger… Just stay awake
Choo Choo Charles.
Charles can’t swim. I’ll just take the ferry to an island.
Who is Charles and why cant he take the ferry
He’s a train, and he’s a train.
Shit. He’s right. That isn’t honorable prey.
Source: Perhaps a predator-alien.
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Tucker and Dale. I let them catch up and we have fun fishing, drinking, and joking for 23 hours and 55 minutes.
Tucker and Dale aren’t the villains. Chad is.
They’re both the villains and the victims. Chad was also both villain and victim. All of the students killing themselves in absurd ways, both villains and victims. That was the main joke, from what I understood.
The other kids, yeah. Chad is just full villain by the end tho.
Yeah, they make it pretty clear with the big reveal about his history with the place
You’re just itchin to kill yourself on thier property, aintcha?
You’d probably still die somehow
He doomed himself the moment he called them fine fellas the villains.
Chucky just to prove to yall how easy it would be to defeat that doll. Shit, with $3b I’d pay Messi to kick him in a furnace on PPV and probably come out with even more money just off subs alone
Wasn’t one of his big things that he was supernaturally strong and resilient? It wasn’t just a doll; It was a doll that was possessed by the ghost of a serial killer. So there was some supernatural aspect to it that made it harder to destroy than most people would expect.
If you go by the early versions he is limited by his physical doll-form. He can’t fly, teleport, drive, etc. and he’s not really that strong, or fast.
If you knew about him and that he was coming after you, it shouldn’t be that difficult.
Seriously he could maybe cover 5 miles in 24 hours.
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Sure, but what about decoy toys?
The predator does not kill children or pregnant women. Predator 2 showed that. A kid with a toy UZI spotted the predator with his light bending and as a precaution the predator armed his shoulder cannon, but upon sensing it was not a real gun he disarmed it.
Also the subway showed he found a fetus developing in a woman and immediately released her.
Okay, so be a pregnant child. Got you.
I’ve got lots of mud and trees at my place. I’ll be just fine.
I am neither of those things.
No, but you would be an unarmed helpless guy. Not sporting enough for a predator. Or at least you will fake being helpless! There is no honor in slaughter.
Surely the Predator would be able to tell when someone is faking helplessness…
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According to another post here, you need to antagonise Sadako first…
it’s not too late to get into mpreg.
Millennials would take this challenge & use it to die in the first minute.
Free euthanasia? Where do I sign up?
Edit: yes I’ll take the upgraded life insurance.
Free and potentially spectacular
In that case, I’ll take the nemesis from resident evil.
Now we’re talking!
I also wouldn’t mind being ripped in half by juggernaut.
Krampus. It’s summer rn
Surviving the predator? You mean being part of a minecraft youtuber’s discord before your 18th birthday?
Predator, absolutely. I can survive 24 hrs lying under the bushes covered in mud.
as soon as the mud heats up you’ll be visible again
you’ll have to change the mud frequently
Thanks! /note to self
Unless he switches view modes like the one in Predator 2.
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He was able to see people who thought they were hidden since they only knew about the thermal view.
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Yeah, not sure if the imagery is all just the same thing in different colors or not, but the full scene’s in this clip. He sees their flashlight beams in the last view mode used.
The Refregirator (yeah, it’s a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It’s a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender…) so I’ll surely die horribly but I’m all for fighting against electric appliances.
A tire. I can drive away faster then that thing can roll.
All good until the printer comes after you. Printers are haunted normally, so I imagine under this scenario they’d be even more malevolent…
That’s when i call guilleme mezzanine, the bush pilot.
When did predator not kill someone??
they seem to ignore the camera crew, that’s kind of them…
fuck it, we need a BBC mockumentary about then filming the predator like a nature documentary.
Five star idea! I’m literally laughing at the … Spinaltap version!! That would by hysterical.
david Attenborough narration, about hour the military commandos are entering a trap. and offhand question why are there US military troops in a central American jungle?
You must be young?
So… I’m no history major but as I recall, Nicaragua had a socialist government called the FMLN… Reagan hated socialism and hired Oliver North to arm and train El Salvadoran troops… it’s wasn’t very secret. We had military boots on the ground. Even now I believe that we have a base in Panama to train soldiers… it’s connected to West Point somehow.
But yeah, if shit’s going on places, we’re there.
I do not know how Predator explained our soldiers down there but it didn’t have to.
the question was sort of rethorical. the movie takes place in Guatemala
Let’s face it, they were sent there to protect the cocaine deliveries to the States
Exactly.
