Hah! Wyoming has moved from the middle of the Western states to the Mid-West. I think they get partial credit for that one.
:)
Orgegano
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Virginia accepts ongoing custody of New York.
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I love how you can see where OP started out, and where they ended.
This provided a solid three minutes of genuine entertainment. Thank you for sharing
They’re all the same anyway…
Most informed euro
Is there no USAians with a sense of humour?
*humor. Not hum our.
We sure this isn’t a Russian?
That’s why I always thought they’d have an affinity for all those little states up in the corner that can’t be real. Firstly, Europe has more than its Sahara of tiny countries that can’t be real. Secondly but most importantly, we’re often accused by right wing media as “European”, as if it were a slur. Yes, we have better health care, better quality of life, better education systems, better god damn trains. Yes, we still have many quaint little towns organized around a Common - I don’t know if Europe deserves the credit, but not being car-centric is apparently not American
Can you not be so touchy?
The states should all be named after the thing they have the largest in the world of - e.g. ball of yarn, telephone, dinosaur golf, sphere, etc…
Pennsylvania is very angry you called them New Jersey lmfao. I’m glad we got more farm land though. Make the biggest garden state woooooo
Then the town of Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania better change its name.
:O No no. We can make a deal with them. I’m not sure what deal we’ll make, but we’ll make one with them!
Maybe we’ll bring them some of the actual shore, and in exchange we send them the bad shoobies?
[OFFENDED SOFT PRETZEL NOISES]
Damn Detroit just went up and conquered Arkansas. That’s what you fancy mother fuckers in Fayetteville get for only putting Walmart in the burbs!
If you read from left to right this map starts off pretty accurate and gets progressively more unhinged
Could have just scrawled “Dumpster Fire” across the whole thing and been accurate.
Meth Lab
People usually call it Philly.
West Carolina is spot on.
you could probably apply the Hawaii statement to the entire US
West Coast Garbage East Coast
TEXAS garbage penisThe european mind cannot comprehend new england
