I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?
Make that two
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom
Not sure what to do with my newfound fame
We’re going to the moon guys!
Redeem it in the karma store, of course!
OMG, OMG, is that @[email protected]??
OMG, can I have your upvote??? Ahhhhhhh!!
Done
Beg businesses to give you free stuff for exposure, of course
Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.
AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.
i don’t remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.
Gallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.
Who was hitrecordjoe?
Joseph Gordon Levitt, acá Joseph golden rabbit.
Hey it’s @[email protected] on Lemmy Shitpost!! My worlds are colliding!
My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures
This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you’re the next Unidan, but maybe don’t turn into a toxic dick like he did.
good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water
If I could follow you I would, I am now your biggest fan
Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success
big fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎
Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.
Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I’m not a failure.
We got you buddy
I’d say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here
Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.
My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
Waiting for some of those “broke my arms”, “swamps of dagobah” or “cockroache imaginary girlfriend” stories.
C’mon guys tell us where you cum
The lamp that looks odd…
and we still don’t know if he had a good time that weekend
Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.
I knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.
I’ve gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god… Now can someone explain wtf this “grass” shit is everyone keeps talking about?
i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily
You must be drowning in dms
the ladies can’t control themselves
Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes
Already at it
Poggers
Without inviting all of us?
You are on flour, right?
I’m pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you’ve never heard of it? I’m not surprised.
Call me when you’re in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎
500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife
What’s it like to be so successful?
Bruh 5 upvotes are a lot.
And you have 14. Damn.
Nobody knows my name, only my memes
Doing my part. It ain’t much but it’s honest work.
i could go my whole life without ever seeing pepe the frog again btw, I recommend leaving him at the corner when you move.
First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I’m to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.
