The fact that they can get those messages easily.

Kash Patel has all the charisma of a full bottle of cum.
Let’s not be too generous.
They never said it was anything close to fresh. That bottle has been filled over the span of multiple years and has a smell
It sounds like you’re speaking from experience
I’ve known plenty of conservatives over the years, so unfortunately yes…
And he has a hot, totally not a Mossad agent, girlfriend.
Seeing him speak makes me wonder how the fuck did he manage to make a living as a podcaster. This guy couldn’t sell me a dollar for 50 cents.
I think he’s more like the cumbox rather than a bottle.
Patel perpetually looks like he shit his pants.
With his standard combination of surprise, fear, and nausea I’d say he looks more like someone else just shit his pants.
finally, The Mystery of Who Shit My Pants is real
He does so in solidarity with Dear Leader
You would, too, if you were that grossly under qualified
They are at the stage where like Trump, they just aren’t being held to any standard that would be expected of others.
I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble about the otherwise obvious validity of these messages, but it’s curious that James Comey has his wife in his contacts as James Comey. Everything else looks totally authentic though, and James Comey is clearly in some hot water.
Oh, that’s just short for Mrs. James Comey, in the traditional manner.
Some people would just use the more traditional shorthand, “Mother.”
They’re both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I’d be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.
Okay now leak the Epstein files…
See what happens when you have a podcaster in charge of an important position? We get clickbait for news. 😂
Kash has the look of a kid after their parent found their poop draw.
Sounds pretty open and shut to me, so I’m totally convinced - Kash Patel is a treasonous moron.
Looks legit, I will need nor seek anymore information and will believe this post as truth until the day I die.
This had my wife knocking on the door and asking why I was laughing in the bathroom.
“Come look!”
‘now you get why I laughed the first time I saw it, baby’
Aw so nice that they gave him a jacket that says FBI and everything
You can get one from Spencer’s. It just says Federal Booby Inspector.
At this point Federal Booby Inspector has more prestige.
I think it was Female Body Inspector tbh
If patel wasn’t director of fbi, he’d already been deported by racist ICE agents.
Not gonna lie, he totally looks like someone who was picked up randomly on the street, given uniform, and told to “do as I say”.










