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minus-square0x01@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 months agoIf an apple a day keeps em away, what happens if you eat 80% of an apple, maybe the real problem is that most of us don’t eat the core and stem, doctors have a very refined apple consumption detection organ that can detect even slight deviations!
minus-squareKSP Atlas@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoDoes the apple juice left on your finger count as part of an apple?
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoWhat happens if you eat one half each of two separate apples?
minus-squarebaguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agohalf a doctor for two days
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 months agoVertically or horrifically? edit: I meant “horizontally,” but I like this way, too.
If an apple a day keeps em away, what happens if you eat 80% of an apple, maybe the real problem is that most of us don’t eat the core and stem, doctors have a very refined apple consumption detection organ that can detect even slight deviations!
Does the apple juice left on your finger count as part of an apple?
What happens if you eat one half each of two separate apples?
half a doctor for two days
Vertically or horrifically?
edit: I meant “horizontally,” but I like this way, too.