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cross-posted from: https://lemmings.world/post/37462166
Opening the door to cancelling pardons.
Are you SURE you want to do this, Donald?
If Biden didn’t say “No take backs”, then pardons can definitely be canceled. That’s what SCOTUS told me.
Turkey pardons, where every year the President saves two turkeys from being killed and eaten. These do not open the door to anything.
Who’s to say trump doesn’t declair Biden as his family a bunch of jive busta turkeys?
You can’t keep thinking in the old ways where things need to be legal or make sense for the GOP to blindly follow.
d’éclair
first they came for the turkeys, but I did not speak out because I was not a turkey…
I think you’re a turkey.
Turkeys are such smart and beautiful creatures. They are so charismatic and loyal, too. Being called a turkey is the highest honor. They are also really fun at parties and very helpful and kind and wise.
Exactly.
Jfc can he just shut the fuck up. One day, I just want one day
You had a whole weekend some moths ago. People though he had died.
That was a good weekend
The BEST weekend, some would say.
All the best people are saying it.
Best SO FAR. The best weekend is yet to pass. Could be any day now.
I hope you’re right, but I said what I said because I’m not getting my hopes-up for the future on that specific score.
“People thought”“People hoped”
I certainly did.
Well at least I can age the bottle of bubbly I got.
I find it stupid the guy who signs pardons for bitcoin billionaires he never heard of is accusing somebody of autopenning pardons. OVER TURKEY PARDONS.
How is this a news cycle?
It genuinely sounds so absurd that I’m starting to think that he maybe made a joke
He was absolutely making a joke. The problem is he’s the one person that cannot land it. Its like if trump said “sounds like this guy tried to fuck a child beauty queen”.
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I bet his last words he speaks before flatlining is “Biden did this!”
“Jeff, my friend, I’ll see you soon”
nothing like useless complaints from a grandpa
Lemme tell you what’s wrong with your generation.
The concept of autopen is ridiculous, but so is unpardoning turkeys. Then again - so is pardoning turkeys.
This whole country is ridiculous.
All part of the political circus.
He pardoned Jan 6 traitors and George Santos but he won’t let a stupid bird not be slaughtered?
He also got caught auto penning executive orders and they quickly took them back and had someone sign them so they weren’t all identical.
I thought it was identical signatures. As in, not an autopen, but digital copy.
If an autopen is disqualifying e signatures certainly are since you do not even need the fairly complex and large autopen.
https://www.npr.org/2025/03/17/nx-s1-5330709/autopen-biden-pardon-void
Pardons don’t even need to be signed, executive orders however do and even then their legal basis is very iffy.

Only a few months to go.
What an idiot. Next thing he’ll be calling entire years invalid or some idiotic crap.
Biden still enjoying rent-free residency, I see. Cool.
How fucking petty is this turd?!
He’s such an asshole.
Right? What else could he possibly be celebrating with that but death? “Oh, these turkeys will not escape ME!” Uh, good for you, you Machiavellian shit stain.
Everything said by this admin is always a declaration of guilt. So, in this context, the 1984-translated version is: “people use my Autopen all the time without my knowledge.” Which also explains how when he attended that wrestling event back in the spring, he was also somehow signing and authorizing (whatever terrible thing it was at the time, it’s hard to keep track of) at the White House that Stephen Miller I think angrily announced while touching dolls.
Why pardon the turkeys? What the fuck did they even do?
Besides, you don’t pardon your food, you eat them.
Its a silly and harmless tradition. I wasnt aware of it’s existence until the movie Free Birds.
They’re being pardoned from being eaten
Yes it’s silly but sometimes silly is good
Pretty sure the turkey Trump pardoned was on the Epstein list.
Well now I’m trying to think of turkey puns that relate to epstein…
Trump and the turkey both went “gobble gobble”?












