I’ve hit the most satisfying weight for my OCD and I’m trapped now
Time Fixings! Eat em up!
I expected a brain in that reflection
I checked so many times for that before posting lol
Now try for trips.
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Old 4chan meme where posts were given a numerical value and users would try to guess/game doubles or triples for the last 2-3 digits in the string. It usually came with a stipulation, like “trips and I x”. Haven’t lurked in a looong time, so dunno if it’s still a thing. Might be showing my age.
Ah ok ive never used 4chan
123 lb isn’t very heavy at all!
Dunno what lb is mate lol
Four QPs.
lbs = pounds
It doesn’t make much sense to me but, American English…
And the scale is set for kilograms.
Lb = Libra (Latin)
No sane person uses imperial. This is 2026, not 1826. Also it says kg.
At first I assumed it was in lbs and was like “wow, you’re tiny” and that didn’t seem right so I zoomed in and went “wow, you’re huge”
My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight’s been “ERR” for years.
it stands for Exquisite Rad Radial. It just means you’re fuckin awesome.
Or at least their tires are 🤷
U got me :D
The ultimate power move was if there was something we couldn’t unsee in the reflection
Like trying to sell a mirror.
Haha i checked for so long
This is one of my pet peeves - fraudulent scales. There’s no way in Hell that bathroom scale is that accurately measuring your weight. Yet it just displays it anyway to make the item feel more luxurious or high end than it really is.
Could you please explain why bathroom scales aren’t accurate? I love to learn and this is new to me.
A scale is a scale right?
Every scale has certain limitations on accuracy. A bathroom scale is just no where near the cost of a scale that can precisely measure to five significant figures.
I know what you mean but I can’t help but joke
“Dolly Parton, Keanu Reeves, who are the other 3 significant figures it can’t accurately weigh
Lol yeah i take it with a grain of salt and just focus on how my clothes fit better
That’s amazing, that’s the same weight as my luggage!
…im assuming your luggage is pretty heavy lol
We’re talk’n bout’ pee pees yeh?
It’s a Spaceballs reference
Ah ok yeh nah never seen it
It’s not too late to check it out.
Never seemed like my flavour lol
Why didn’t somebody tell me my luggage was so big?!
Sorry sir, I’m doing my best
Who made that man a luggage packer?
800.85 or gtfo
That’s the code of my luggage!
Min does 2 decimal points, but the last digit only shows 5-gram-increments. 80.00 -> 80.05 -> 80.10 and so on.
Now stick to it
yes daddy
your life is now complete
It’s not the perfect weight unless you are between 2.23 and 2.58 metres tall…
Lol dont take what i said literally mate
Same 😜
or possess any amount of muscle whatsoever
I have a bit of muscle but probs nothing to justify the weight lol
how tall are you?
185cm
