I love go fast shrimp crackie
Good thing they only eat prawns.
Hell yeah boys
Reminded me of this bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsY2zWN6D3Q
craziest thing I’ve seen all day
Fuck all of you!
On the one hand it’s ‘Hurr durr, the English don’t use any spice’, and now it’s ‘hurr durr, the English over-spice their shrimp’.
I have a friend who uses snuff tobacco, and occasionally she’ll add some cocaine to it — she calls it “spicy snuff”
maybe stop using cocaine as spice
You can’t get fucking picky, mate. We’ve got salt. We’ve got pepper. We’ve got curry powder but we don’t understand it. And we’ve got class A narcotics.
What’s a fella to do? I’ll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!
mushy peas
Just reading this made me a crack addict
Actually I think we need to put it in a pot on tables next to the salt and pepper
“This here’s for salt, this is for pepper, and this is for weapons-grade cocaine”
Now thats british cuisine I can get behind
Why the hell would anyone want to do that?
Maybe start, sounds like a great idea. I wish I had some coca leaf, I would add three to my coffee cup. Then later another three to my tea cup. I bet it would be refreshing with the numbiness and all.
It’s so cost effective too. You only need a few grains for it to make a difference
Shrimps are known for their cocaine abuse. Fuckers gotta be constantly stuffing their noses.
I’m not sure they even have noses
They’re tootin’ it up somehow. Every see one of those things swim? Fast. The ONLY explanation is cocaine.
Either shrimp party much harder than previously thought or we need to take environmentally focused measures.
As a US legislator, I move to arrest or bomb all shrimp, or anyone suspected of being pro-shrimp.
You’re either with us, or you’re with the shrimp.
Oh, I’ve read this one before! The cocaine was so pervasive, they even found it in the blanks! Too bad publishing that makes the report kind of useless.
If you really want to see something, and you’re sloppy with your blanks, an LCMS can detect anything you want.
New Jack City.
Yo crazy pic they got of my home boy Jameson right there, def not sloppy slop.
50% cocaine, 50% raw sewage.
… that description covers like so many professions tho …
In other words, mass spectrometry is still able to detect trace amounts of molecules.
Now do lead, cadmium, nuclear fallout, truck tire residue, nano plastic, etc.
Yeah, this sounds a lot like those radioactive shrimp (less than half as radioactive as bananas). Some tests are sensitive enough to be nearly useless.
I’d like to see US catch analysis.
Meth
me(t)h
You sounds smart, is this the same jazz they used in that ncis/mythbusters episode to figure out which wine bottle was from pre nuke testing and which was counterfeit? Or do I need to be snorting my shrimp tails?
If you don’t snort them slide em this way.
Can I have some too? I do love seafood
I like cropping images like this to remove context
Brings me joy
For some reason missed the text above the pic box, and I was like shrimp possessing and doing blow brings you joy? The context of your context cropping helped me enjoy it more.
This offers a much more complete and believable story too.
Keep doing the Lord’s work
And your contributions bring us joy.
Those buggers must be filthy rich
