Mini roll. Appropriate.

There are signs where I live that warn about the aggressive seagulls.

Actually use Home and End keys to get to the start and end of text.

Ctrl + F for searching text. Very useful.

Alt + Tab for window switching.

Linux + USB drive to switch away from Windows.

Where no-one has gone befooooooooore!

So making access to information free is helping scientific progress? Wow, who could have imagined that!

Good point, well made

Do other people not piss when they shit or are they just not recording the fact that they piss if they also shit?

Very different to my German porn window…

Food? So if a client takes me for a meal I have to make sure to vomit it onto my boss’ desk when I get back to the office?

The Megatron doesn’t say urban freewheelers, it says sofa masturbators.

My cat generally delivers once every 2 days since I put him on raw food.

Once I saw my cat’s tail go past the top of my laptop screen, then a few seconds later saw it again. Moved the screen down to see my cat staring down another cat in my living room which looked very similar. My cat leaped at the other and then they immediately ran outside.

“…it’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.”

Um, she’s actually a 250 year old wood nymph.

…my pussy and my crack

That’s either a huge monkey or a tiny lion.

4 days, music festival.

The prosecution lawyer is going to argue that evidence could have been faked. Then it comes down to how convincing the jury find that argument. Personally I’d say that you could have been using a VPN to make it appear that you were accessing Youtube from home or that you left your phone at home and just left Youtube auto playing or ran some sort of automation to search for and play videos.

Round 1, FIGHT!