They’d have to pay me to subscribe.

I heard they all accidentally fell out of windows.

For once, I’m actually shocked.

https://youtu.be/Rju4RWdEyZk?si=DdfAr6nruhEKvw1y&t=114s

Eat the seed? Where do you think the oil comes from?

You don’t invite your friends to your big events?

Not quite terminator enough.

They woke up… just to fall asleep again.

Should’ve become old as well.

They can’t see me. I’m under my security blankie.

Other one is Warhammer 40k.

The world’s most valuable franchise is Pokémon. I will say the list specifies the MCU so IDK if that includes all Marvel stuff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises

Lemmy tickle? Not enough people to do much of anything yet.

Needs a few more pixels. Can’t read shit.

He’d give clowns a bad name.

Does that mean fat kids are heavy infantry?

Didn’t even have to grab them by the pussy either.

he will implement an artificial intelligence-powered “bias meter” on the paper’s news articles to provide readers with “both sides” of a story.

Or, publish both sides of the story? You’re a publisher. Maybe I’m overcomplicating it.

A media bias meter is more useful as a third party tool to rate various media outlets. Assuming it works. Which it’s “AI” so… hopefully at least better than a coin flip.

Part of the problem is how often such a policy would be used by an individual. Several days a month? That’s too much IMO. Not to say that they should be forced to work, but I don’t believe compensation should be the same. Up to once a month per year? Sure, have at it.

Fuck you, Kris.