It’s also a way to bring you into the store, particularly Costco and Sam’s Club. If they can get you in the door, they can entice you with impulse purchases. For me, it’s a good way to have a cheap, somewhat healthy meal when we don’t have much time, all while picking up some groceries.

Did you really have to show me this? Now I have a desire to buy (borrow?) one of these for a Halloween costume.

We should hold a vote to decide the spelling we can hold it next chewsday.

Can we just separate kids by skill level rather than gender? My middle school cis son loves playing sports, but he’s not very good. He gets discouraged when the better kids bully him because of it.

I still remember my own phone number growing up. I couldn’t forget that if I tried. Actually, if I ever forget it that probably means I’m really getting old.

The longer you stare, the funnier it gets.

Second and third shifts are useless? Remember that when you can’t pickup your groceries after work.

Midwife time!

Dangerops pregrent sex, will it hurt baby top of his head?

I think my house is pregernet??

My love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!

I’m so glad that I changed to Jellyfin. So much better.

We’re hitting 10 years married this October! 11 years together.

In middle school, a kid got caught masturbating in study hall. I never saw him again after that. Word was that he moved away out of embarrassment. Parents probably just home schooled him or something.

In a completely different direction, my class broke the “suicide school” moniker. We were the first graduating class in like 10 years to not have a suicide.

Who checks notes cares?

I honestly thought they went out of business. The only one I might see on a regular basis closed and I didn’t see any on a recent short road trip. Whatever, their food was mediocre anyway.

I had a Chevy Caliber named Ex.

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. Damn you, Large Marge!