They will soon find out that without a restroom the experiences will be even worse

Blasphemous Scrooge McDuck. Properly scared

Wanted to upvote but they were 666

I think we have the solution

Ski long jump posting

Ted Bundy wasn’t in the Epstein files either, maybe he wasn’t so bad after all

Bitchslut is going to be my new catchphrase

“Aw bitchslut, I just missed the bus!”

“Bitchslut, Scoob, I’m glad that he’s frozen in there and we’re out here”

You’ll love myhouse.wad lawnmower% speedruns

Obligatory Italian (based) shitpost

If chess is part of the olympics then videogames should be too

I don’t know, I grew up in the 00s and I remember that the music on the radio was 90% pure unadulterated ass. But then the bad songs get forgotten and the best ones earn their place in history. I believe the same thing happens to all trends and technology. While it’s always great to give old stuff a new life I believe we’ll look back on these days in twenty years and start collecting technology from this decade too. What will it be? No one knows.

Varies from person to person. Some people never get this effect, some are very sensitive. Personally, I cut a streetlight clean off after mistakenly taking my girlfriend’s birth control instead of my thyroid pills

Maybe he uses the GOP definition of people: Frozen embryos. That would drop the weight way down

I’m betting on petrified poop

Reminds me of an old joke

Hi, is this the psychic?

Yes, who is it?

Great start…

Hell yeah

Let’s look at the positive side, in case of a trial they wouldn’t have plausible deniability

Fight individual*

And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

Trains being sold out days before is not a good sign, it means people are missing their appointments