This is the answer. The computer is in the living room (Linux) and is used for games and movies and stuff. It’s hardened and the TV is just a dumb TV without Internet.

I have never connected a TV to the Internet. I do have a smart TV but I just use it for my computer.

Right. That just leads to a pegging addiction.

I think they’re pretty effective. Have you ever tried to masturbate with corn flakes and graham crackers? It’s rough.

The thing that will knock me out faster than a freight train 50 feet away is an MRI machine.

Same here. Although that’s not my oldest.

Why not both?

That’s a delicious looking steak. I wonder if that’s on purpose.

No. I didn’t drink alcohol until 21, and didn’t try weed until 25.

The one and only time in my 50 years that I ever had a one night stand, we ended up married with four kids.

Thank you!

I am going to die of Planet after I forget my parachute while sky diving.

He fucks and tortures children.

That escalated randomly.

No, that can’t be right…

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Right?

My eyes literally just missed the /s my bad.

Blinding reading tbe blind in here.

You think the Noem is hot? Blergh …

For anyone else who never heard the term before: In political theory and theology, to immanentize the eschaton is a generally pejorative phrase referring to attempts to bring about utopian conditions in the world, and to effectively create heaven on earth. Theologically, the belief is akin to postmillennialism as reflected in the Social Gospel of the 1880–1930 era, as well as Protestant reform movements during the Second Great Awakening in the 1830s and 1840s such as abolitionism

I’m just going to bereave my poor dog who died last year.