Greetings, fellow geezer! Let’s have a brewski on the porch and yell at kids to get off our lawn.

I can understand you’re uncomfortable. The thing is, unless you want to go all Taliban on her, there’s not really all that much you can do.

I don’t think it would make sense for them to sell it at a loss. On the other hand, they don’t have to make a huge profit from it either. I really hope it’ll come down to a range of about €600. That would make it a no-brainer for me.

We need to move past these things and finally concentrate on the really important issues, like transgender girls playing volleyball!

I’m sure they’ll figure out how to make it even more dystopian soon.

Never expected anything else from the Grotty Old Pedo party.

Wait, what? People would just make up stories on the internet?

To narcissists, any attention is good attention.

I thought they were stitched together from parts of corpses.

The shoe! Follow the shoe!

It beats banging rocks together, if you ask me.

That shouldn’t be too hard.

All hail to the GabeCube!

The deck is a bit underpowered for 4k. Most TVs are 4k these days, so the machine needs to be good at that.

Valve isn’t paying retail.

But on the other hand, Valve have economies of scale, so they can build this thing cheaper than a normal person can build a PC. Plus, they don’t need to make a huge profit on this stuff. The purpose of the hardware is to sell games. At least that’s what I’ll keep telling myself until we find out more.

Me too. I’m not really into VR but I definitely want the GabeCube.

It can do both.

Says the guy writing on a billionaire phone.

If that’s how you want to see it, that’s fine.