I kinda want it to die. Kinda feels like it’s made life worse 🤷‍♂️

Ok yeah, you’re spot on there. And you can immediately discount the notion of any long-term considerations.

Not a chance. Ferengi actually believe in the rules of acquisition, and try to abide by them. Diddlin’ Donnie doesn’t have any principles outside of whatever benefits him in that exact moment.

This is how I know Trump’s Gestapo aren’t targeting the drug dealers and other criminals. The only ones shooting people are the ICE goons.

So which right-wing oligarch gets this one?

Nord Steam

lol

Yeah that was my first thought. How much is this influenced by 7 or 8 year loans on $70,000 trucks?

Thanks for this. I was imagining some dystopian requirement that you had to let them scan your face or pay an extra $10 a month or something.

No, no, no, I voted for other people to be cast aside to die!

Which gun rights group are they referring to?

Right? If you’re gonna be a dick, why not fuck someone who deserves it?

So this is a “mental health crisis” shooting, and not a “we need to round up the leftists” shooting. Got it.

Impossible! I have it on good authority that “the WiFi is booming!”^TM

Either:

A) you’re wrong, which means I shouldn’t vote for you, or

B) you’re right, which means I shouldn’t vote for you

I mean, yeah…if nobody has ever seen you wear these clothes before, and you change immediately after the crime, and then drop the clothes in like 3 or 4 different dumpsters or trash cans in different places, how would they ever link it back to you? Especially if you buy all the clothes in different places, too, and pay with cash.

So if he was smart enough to buy new clothes, new hat, new sunglasses and then ditch them right after the shooting, then they have nothing to track him down with?

A cop almost had him, but pocket sand is just too effective!

Considering that gay prostitutes get really busy during conservative conventions, I don’t think conservatives care much about consistency.

I’ll check it out, thanks!

Helpful tips, but this made me chuckle.