Gyroplast

Looks like Asshole Design to me.

Forget /troutslap, embrace /turtleslap.

Pronounce it /ˈwaɪzɝd/ for added effect! Don’t go overboard, though, or you may be called a custard.

Love how the dude is picking food off of the kid’s plate.

They really don’t give a flying fuck anymore, do they.

There is the decades-old adage:

Incorrect documentation is worse than no documentation.

That’s why I never comment my code. The documentation is in the .h files. The “h” means “help”.

The 15yo “source” for the sloppy plagiarism: https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

Don’t quit your day job.

Good image choice, though! Just unfunny.

ok boomer

User- and instance name check out.

Thank you for the educational “um, akshually”!

Tell me you’re an electrical engineer without telling me.

Would you prefer it COOKED, you psycho?!

Don’t let the fuzz hear that, fur real now.

It is an interesting techstyle, though.

Someone FELT like doing this. 🐑🥁🐍

I like the retro text adventure charm of running a verbose ls -la after every cd. It’s like entering a new room and reading its description for possible exits and items!

Would be funnier with actually valid options. 7/10.

Here’s a link to the paper, HTH, HAND.

This is entirely over my head, unfortunately, but massively amusing!

I heard a generous spritz of lemon in alkaline water greatly improves the taste.

Wouldn’t the spell name just be “Iron”, then?

You n’wah!