Not a lie per se, more of a fib.

Please go and watch the movie Guns Akimbo. It demonstrates the concept and is one of the best damn action movies ever produced.

Can’t wait to hear news about a major site leaking user passwords through hawking radiation.

Well, the Matrix was a huge success despite being dumb, so they seem to have made a smart decision.

“That is not ashamed which can eternally lie,
And with strange aeons even shame may die”

They don’t. Almost half of all Christians are Catholic.

Snapping out of your fantasy as you’re being eaten alive is a bad move.

To boldly go where everyone else has been before.

Help me, Dr Zaius!

(It makes cars go)

It is never FAKE EVER, AS USUAL.

That logic would only hold if I wasn’t dumb as rocks.

Better, send his country back to him.

Wait until you hear what “inflammable” means.

I was in a situation where a friend’s very aggressive cat was looking at a small lizard that escaped while I was supposed to be feeding both, but not to each other obviously. Basically I had to willingly put my hands into a blender to solve this. But I managed to get her into a different room and close the on her without hurting her in any way.

Oh, and the lizard also bit me when I picked it up to put it back into its terrarium, but at that point I was way past caring.

Have you tried making a meme about how windows is so much better?

Those are very rare. In fact, I’m pretty sure there can be only one.

Plus “getting something up real quick” is the fun part.