That “G” is so fucked

He must have paid with his own skin-color saturation…

I thought it was Mississippi and Arkansas at the bottom. Although not for everything, growing up my home state of SD was consistently 51st in the nation for teacher pay (after Puerto Rico). Also one county over had the highest suicide rate in the world 🙃

Those little rubber domes that you can flip inside out and they pop up into the air

Remember that Million Little Pieces debacle? I think she’s just easy to fool.

Treason, armed treason, the difference is negligible.

I’m sick of the lump on top of his neck

May limit? May?! What else could it do???

Sorry, can’t help, all I have are these two hookers and this eight ball

That doesn’t mean they’re not there

Yeah not sure why you’re being downvoted, I think people just assume you’re the person I replied to originally and just downvote without reading.

Yeah, why would anyone want to have a two minute phone conversation when they could exchange the same amount of information over 20 emails across three days?

That’s why they said “all male bathrooms” and not “all bathrooms”

The ol’ side-by-side, classic

You are consumed by jealousy…

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At least she got the colors in the right order!

Macy?

Maybe they learned to swim…

For me it’s more about solid-to-liquid ratio, soups are often “thick” but still liquidy overall. Stews are cooked down until there’s basically no broth, essentially just a gravy. My personal distinction is that stews can be eaten on a plate, soup can’t be.