My serfs are quiet quitting

Then you forget about doing the laundry

Watch yer tuffet

Dodge v. Ford says so

Get used to it. I’m in my mid 40s and the Democrats have been this my entire fucking life.

Cyber Monday is funny because it started with people buying things at work so it wouldn’t show up in their shared computers’ browser history, and now it’s like a whole made-up thing

If I’m forced to vote for this asshole I’m going to bitch the entire time.

Why? Because it’s bullshit and I’m allowed to.

Fuck the Democratic Party.

Using the constitution to run a nation of this size is like trying to run a modern data center with punch cards.

It needs to go because it’s not effective in curbing abuses, like this ruling shows.

I got it for free like four years ago and have barely used it since

Bean. Orbs.

But a device you kind of use sometimes (if you remember you own it)

Oh shit I do own one. Thanks for the reminder

Damn, guess I shouldn’t have been paying my taxes.

Guess that’s just the violence inherent in the system.

At what point can I stop pretending we have a functioning government?

And why Germany, which has low pork prices, has the McRib year round

The dystopia is even more boring now because kids will have remote school instead of a snow day.

Everyone is a senior engineer with an idiot intern now.

I don’t know, I already hate it a lot

Whoever wrote that doesn’t realize Canadians can also be immigrants.

Describing what they want in plain, human language is impossible for stakeholders.

I like the term “blue shelled” as it’s someone near last place targeting someone in first.