Thank you, I know now that I live rent free in your head and all but caring so much as to research me and make a nickname is another level of commitment

I didn’t knew you felt that way but I wouldn’t cyber with you, just being upfront

Seems to work for the Walmart guys

I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

But I’d you read the studies:

45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

Source(s):

https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn’t know what they never knew existed in the first place

… He said, while fully benefiting from it

Well done guys

Another call for domestic terrorism

Keep on calling for violent action

And mods, keep being blind to the calls for indiscriminate assassination

This is going to do wonders for all of you

First one looks okay to me, id love to have my own quiet home

Cars, yeah no, i don’t like to drive

I don’t get the funky pops and the old man houses, might as well complain about action figures and schools

First that shit is not something you can pop like candy, your teeth can and will fall off if you use it as a “basic” antibiotics (which you shouldn’t be using as anyways without a pressing need? These things are nuclear bombs in your system, you might experience organ failure just from one pill excessive use)

Second the Chinese quality pills usage have been leading all of us to an antibiotic resistance catastrophe

Fun times when this things will be needed and they won’t even work anymore thanks to overuse

It’s the same thing that happened to the fair phone regarding the audio jack

The noisy minority wants it, they yell, write on forums and complain, but they are statically nonsignificant as people keep buying the phone

Same with colors. Why waste millions on cars and buildings dyed with colors no one might want instead of appealing to the broader consumer base?

They are also are influenced by and influencing fashion and trends in color choice as well, just look at minimalism and brutalism. It is also cheaper and more efficient on the design and manufacturing to offer things in less specialized coloration

Proof is that people keep buying stuff

Same as with furniture. There is a reason why Ikea is a whole thing

Going into the meta, imagine someone wants to buy a car. Inevitably, they will think as well on the day they will sell the car. What are you gonna buy? A car painted in a weird color? Or something that you know for sure no one will mind THAT much?

Ithat, or you can go with the theory of the Pixies finally doing their takeover

I’d like to change the order of the meme

Like, a lot? Probably more or less same as you, surely

Just being able to move, own stuff, save my work for the future and be free to speak my mind without coercion are huge boons

And to do so efficiently without so much physical work or being afraid for my life every second is a bless

But my freedom is not absolute, you surely understand

I mean the interest in a loan is basically an expression on how much they estimate the risk is for you to default on the debt itself

It’s fair to apply it, as it is also fair for you to not take it, all things considered

You clearly must be joking

Any “regime” like you describe, which btw, the US is not even remotely close to being unsafe for travelers as you imply, will take anything you carry on yourself without any due process

I’m not saying they “threaten” you with it

I’m not saying they “can” but won’t do that to you

I’m saying they just do it.

Try traveling to Palestine, Yemen, Venezuela, China, Iraq, Afghanistan or North Korea.

You will get the idea of what a “Regime” actually is

With any luck we will hear about you on the news haha

Be sure, they were not

If you’re financing hotdogs interest free, I have no issue with it. The currency USD has, inflation, albeit low, so this is probably not a bad idea, check your t&Cs tho.

Now if you are buying hot dogs, or any other meal, with buy now, pay later (BNPL) then it’s probably time to rethink your budget and personal finances, no meal is worth that kind of debt.

Holy shit

This is some advanced level gourmet dad joke

Man the deep lore of Archie comics is surprisingly deep

Reboots,retcons, reality warping powers, alternate universes, zombies, deities, gods, afterlives, murder, crimes, time travel, love triangles

The extended universe is even more crazy

I mean damn

Safety nets are everything but socialism lmao 🤣

You can literally buy an excellent phone that will last you for 3-4 years for less that 400 USD, hell I’d say it’s even better for the environment to buy used or refurbished phones and save even more money

But these are made in china…

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