Good news, vertebrates are tori

The clicking means it’s working!

But SSDs don’t have the satisfying clicky grindy sounds

I won’t, but thanks

When did legality ever stop them?

Then Windows takes five minutes to start and another fifteen to become stable

But I want to mock it good-naturedly, too.

Thanks, I kinda needed that right now.

The point of code is to be read by other humans, not just computers.

Not with that attitude

Where?

You can change “RIF” to “every single 3rd party app”

The joke was that Perl is a clusterfuck

Honestly, I get you. After watching my wife have a stroke, I feel the same way. I was just parroting an edgy joke.

From a friend’s plate, yeah. Just walking up to a stranger and taking their food, no, that’s sociopathic.

I feel sorry for the colon cancer

No, not as fucked up as threatening or robbing people. Stupid, sure, but not criminal to the point where you’d need to go before a judge. Are you actually imagining that such behavior would be normal?

Either. That’s honestly pretty fucked up, in my opinion.

Because of all the garbage

You know, the stuff in @_