It’s a masturbation joke.

When are going to decide as a society that enough is enough? We don’t want to play dice with you anymore Ellen!

But it doesn’t cross the blood brain barrier so it doesn’t really do me much good.

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Uh, isn’t that what this is?

Well have you ever gotten a banner of that size printed at Kinkos? In FULL COLOR mind you?! We had to use it!

A teenager was just shot to death in her home for existing and that’s your reaction? Bruh.

The biggest problem I see with this is staying current and sharp with your tech skills and also explaining those gaps. It’s definitely possible though, especially if you’re able to live frugally.

I’ll probably quit next week, this one has been rough. I’m not addicted though.

After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’ The Social Round. Always something going on.

We learned about this one in school.

I thought we weren’t kink shaming anymore. 🤔

NDAs generally prohibit you from stating that you are under NDA.

Better to be cryptic “I can’t really go into details due to my clearance”.

…Dad?

You’re solving important problems, just like the rest of us.

Fart in a vacuum or maybe in nitrogen? Seems like oxygen is the enemy.

Are we Bitcoin mining in git commits now?

It’s double illegal now. Everyone knows that’s when shit gets super serious.

At least a few do.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/eating-raw-cookie-dough-actually-can-be-deadly/

I hope your eggs are newer than your bills.

That’s oddly specific, have you had this issue in the past?