Law enforcement is such a pile of pigs. What else can we say. I’ve never had s single instance where I was glad the police were there.

I think they were all shouting booerns! Right?

Nah!

I’m with the couch and the couch is with me! I’m with the couch and the couch is with me! I’m with the couch and the couch is with me! I’m with the couch and the couch is with me! I’m one with the couch and And the couch is one with me!

Agreed. They better work their together for the next round of electoral votes.

Its just a dog in a fat suit with no ears!

Hopefully it’s permanent?

What happened to Fred who used to fix the thingamabob. Exe?

Got replaced by Fred AI. Apparently Fred AI only learned about porn browsing though.

Isn’t that like when you murder a whole bunch of people so you can build beach front hotels on their land?

Jeesos! Harris is so evil.

…I love you! I love the way you look at me and the aroma of your smile. Ah yes! Your smile reminds me of a highschool locker room. It’d such a great smelling smile!

Smile for me please! 1, 2, 3…there it is, I’m smelling, go ahead and smile! And I’m smelling. Smellovision will be such a big hit! I’m telling you, if they could just smell you smile like I’m smelling you!

People at home: quick turn it on! I wanna smell the news! Yeah what is she wearing tonight? Cocoa! I love her cocoa smile! Yeah catastrophic alien invasion. Oh man her smile smells great!!!

Ubisoft at the office! Now!

But,but, I wanna be hard! I wanna be hard at home! Not soft at work!

Anyway, my fellow compadres, the lord Jesus. Jesus, I need to talk to you after this…

No no, forget numbers:

Three areas if you’re pink you’re so screwed. Get food and hunker down for a week. Light pink? You’re only lightly screwed. Green, prepare to swim.

Next time pick a politician who can control the weat…actually, Ned Rooze can’t control thr weather so he is practically useless. I can understand him leaving. He’s what we would call a chicken.

Yeah, like that, but with constant song bird singing.

LOL.

Song birds must have been much larger in prehistoric times I assume. Maybe not 11’ tall but what about the size of a crow or a dog? Imagine chirping so loud you can still hear it if you close your doors.

Imagine a 10’ tall lyrebird roaming free thru the streets…honking, pretending to be a camera, an ambulance, a fire truck.

At night it keeps repeating parts of the news…“and the president will invade Eur! And the p…”

My best guess is that’s why we don’t see any of those things these days. Someone or something got pissed.

This is exactly correct. Its like these people are not giving it one thought.

There are two bills one says to not sell to criminals and to not allow them to operate the machines…hmm okay…

Hey, I’m selling my Bridgeport!

Hey I want to buy it!

Are you a Felon?

No

Prove it, please fill out this application form so we can send it off to the government for review.

No thanks!

Wait so are you a Felon or just because its stupid and intrusive?

Stupid and intrusive!

Okay thanks!

Hold on, my raspberry pi just got done comparing the model to one of a million different barrels. This will take a while…

Ten years later…

The new raspberry pi 34 can do 3 comparisons per day! And on just 10mW! Wow!

Its the midterms. They’re not on the ballot.

Oh I see the joke. Continue.

I gotta tell my wife that I’m a girl.

Ah yes, they’re here to celebrate the new war I just stopped with Iceland!

Oh it’s that bad! Get out! When the rats jump out the boat is sinking!

What are you sinking about?