Lucky for us, the sun is up when energy and AC usage is highest in the daytime.

I’ll have you know I was scratched up by a friend’s “pet” ferret as a kid, and bitten too now that I think about it.

You get irradiated oil and you get irradiated oil and you get cancer

Even old regularly easy repair work in early mid 2000s vehicles is getting worse because replacement parts quality has dropped off a cliff.

I regularly have to replace the same part 2, 3 times IMMEDIATELY OUT OF THE BOX because they’re defective or barely remanufactured (brake calipers are almost a complete crap shoot and new copies are harder and harder to buy, and if they arec can be up to 10x the price).

I got it, but my point was that buttfuckers was a joke based on an already existing restaurant that you can go to right now and is just as dumb as the movie version.

Just like how the octagon on the White House lawn is real and just as absurd as it was in idiocracy.

It’s called Fuddruckers and it’s fucking gross.

The Canada Gooses now apparently.

Naked dudes weren’t as popular before he added them to his pool splashes.

Actually I’m just bullshitting from vague memories in art classes I took 25 years ago.

It had to be shot in one take. The overlays are all in real time and keyed out using a Z-channel, which was brand new technology at the time. (At least used this way).

He was super constipated and the poop finally came out.

That would just be natural causes in Pete’s case.

He also hasn’t had a stroke.

Fetterman needs to fuck off to an assisted living with the octogenarians of congress so we can fix this fucking country.

Ha, same reason for me, but my son likes less annoying music.

1. Vampire Weekend - Sunflower (feat. Steve Lacey). It’s his shower time song.
2. Ok Go - a bunch of their Videos are a staple of winding down before bed too. I’m not a big fan of their music, but the videos are pretty well done, they’re basically a video art collective that makes generic indie rock soundtracks at this point. Which is perfectly cromulent.

Anything from The Work of Directors DVDs are great, Michel, Cunningham, Spike Jones, Anton Corbjin, Mark Romanek, etc.

Same but his video for Kylie Minogue - Come into my world

It’s your job to pay a lawyer to use any evidence for you. Public defenders don’t have time.

Hobbles off, there was no storming in that exit whatsoever.

Whole neighborhoods were built during the housing bubble that had contaminated drywall (gypsum board) with sulfate VOCs that had to be gutted or torn down completely.

Are we sure these aren’t all cries for help from musicians who’d been molested at church?