Not a bot, I feel like one, hence the name.

  • 2 Posts
  • 435 Comments
Joined 1 year ago
cake
Cake day: August 16th, 2023

help-circle





  • No probably he’s still grieving for his loved one who died as a direct result of their medical care claim getting denied (& I promise you Chipmunk Cheek’s rich sociopath family is looking at every record in their business to find out who they ficked over so bad)

    And if he’s really smart he’d stay offline entirely for a long while

    But I bet he knows, without that modern psychosis (having to constantly know what people say about you online), what a difference he made 🙏






  • beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneNintenrule
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    arrow-down
    11
    ·
    7 days ago

    This is text, where vocal tone and human body language has been removed. Ingenting är ovvio che è* uno scherzo , niente som helst 😂

    There, I used text to explain myself and it should have been obvious to you. Did you understand? Nääää??

    No, turducken, nothing is ever obvious. Assuming that it is reveals what jubs id oweaib upi Aew 😘

    *maybe I should have used the subjunctive here but I forget the rules



  • Nope sorry. The style, in the case of this sentence & that famous Buffalo cow-pie, has pushed both sentences beyond people’s ability to understand it without additional processing time. Therefore the style is bad, and should feel bad.

    That journalistic style is really only to lower word count anyway, so that headlines could fit onto printed newspaper pages, & maybe to save on ink. I don’t fuckin’ care about a 100 year old practice, nor the editors who sacrificed my understanding so that they could save a buck or 5 seconds. I care about understanding a goddamn sentence.