🎵 Making my way downtown 🎶

With a bat, preferably

Rule 34 exists for a reason

Everything can be porn.

So, do Playboys count as books?

SCOTUS: “I will make it legal.”

Filling another boba tea

The venn diagram of Dem/Republican overlaps like 75%

Everybody loves it

Life Pro Tip: If they’re too spicy, you can soak the cut pieces in water to reduce the heat.

Or an Indian. They fucking love Tesla

I have yet to meet a competent Kia Soul driver.

You Got the Touch scene from Transformers (1984) taught me about what it means to be a leader and to sacrifice for your ideals. Optimus Prime was my hero.

Robin has millions of people happy thoughts. He deserves better than your pathetic im14andthisisedgy crap.

Booo! Your life sounds boring

If you say it’s because Zionist Jews have money and wield it like a hammer you’re ‘antisemitic.’ But also correct.

And SCOTUS made him immune to prosecution

If the quest involves any excuse for violence, I’m in.

Someone stole your cat? I’ll kill’em.

You lost a dead relative’s ring at the graveyard? Bound to be a necromancer I can kill.

Fetch you some water from the well? Push little Timmy in then get his parents to hire me to find him.

I think that you give them too much credit. Most are just too stupid to know what’s going on.

I know people shit on this movie, but I love it.