Sure is lil buddy 👍

No more snow reliably, where I leave in France. Breaks my fucking heart.
I’m more of an alpine skier (whatever it’s called in English, sorry), but I’d love to give biathlon a try cause it sure adds a bit of fun to the whole running around on skis :)

There is a Venn diagram of fat fucks, gun owners and skiing athletes and I reckon the US isn’t in the part of it that generates biathlon champions.

Just flying with a paraglider is fucking amazing. I bet this moron never even tried that. Twenty hours + theory exam and you’re good to go.

“All those guys at the bottom are losers. Let me show you!”

Well, did he write this before or after having his head kicked in?

Oh shit, I thought that was a LinkedIn Lunatic post and was searching for the next part.

Or exposure.

This has a Freddy vs Jason kinda vibe. Asshole fighting assholes, sorta thing. Love it.

Man, that joke works for so many countries!

On the plus side, he won’t have to literally pay for it for the rest of his natural life. I wonder how much that would cost, in the US.

Was reading about this on local news yesterday and it’s already here?! Poor lad… Even with our stringent laws regarding patient confidentiality, it’s gonna be hard to live it down.

Is he gonna raze it to build a giant golden ballroom?

Y’all need more glutinous rice based cakes in your life!

Tteobokki is easily accessible as it’s Korean and trendy. But it’s just the beginning of that delicious side of rice!

In China they had delicious variations. Salty and sweet alike. 粢饭糕 (zifangao) were a bit big. Fishstick sized. Deep fried. I usually had them as a dessert but the rice itself is neutral so it would work salty as well no doubt. Main thing is to eat it while it’s hot, with a crunchy outside and the inside almost creamy.

But my favourite were the sliced nian gao. Imagine a roll of soft rice dough, ovalish in shape section. Cut in slices and those you can either fry or eat En sauce, like gnocchi really. Fantastic stuff!

Dammit I wish those were more accessible in Europe T_T

Tteobokki will have to do I guess.

Illegal in the UK!

Caulk is the new deck. Noted.

I guess you’ve never heard the aussie/kiwi deck polishing jokes? Accents are a thing.

That’s not funny, that’s fucking amazing.

I’m more shocked by the shite installed on that poor phone than on the look of the icons. They look deliciously fluffy :) Make them squishy / reactive to pressure and you got a deal!

Haha! Yeah, that’s pretty much it :,D