Except maga dies with trump because maga is narcissism personified.

I wish this image could be appreciated for the immeasurable cringe and potential comedy it can deliver. But it’s genuinely horrifying.

I want things to be funny again.

…young?

The toilet paper I usually get went from $35 to $55 for a case.

Just the one variety though. They had a similar variety still at $35. For now.

I genuinely think COVID made his brain dumber.

Ok so 1. Every url is an address to something else’s local file. I cannot fathom why you would be saying a local file “loses data.” Thats not accurate. There is a small amount of data loss when you copy a file. Sometimes. But not always. Especially over a network (like… Downloading it from a URL. And if quality is your game and you’re streaming?)

But that’s neither here nor there.

2. Yeah like 3 a day.

Anyways, you do you holmes.

4500 tracks or albums? 4500 albums is closer to 45000 tracks…?

You cant just say that and expect I have any idea how big this collection is.

At any rate, idk probably like 4 tops? I’d say 3.

Is it Taco Tuesday or War Crimes Wednesday?

Who leaked it?

Brother, the most likely suspect is you.

If the billionaires enabling this shit don’t rot in cells, it will keep happening.

I framed mine

Didn’t he say that 72 hours ago?

Uhhh

Go read British history.

America is just the asshole today.

I dont think anyone but the west ever thought the west had the moral high ground. I don’t even think the west thought it.

Ah, he tried xanax.

MAGA won’t let Vance shit in their mouths. That’s how.

MAGA dies with trump. It isn’t a movement that moves without him. It’s about him. It’s not a brand. It’s narcissism personified.

He even said so himself. “They’re not MAGA, I am.” -Donald J. Trump.

Honestly they can’t know that and that’s what makes it so embarrassing. They think they were chosen to be on some winning team of some zero sum game, and they’re sold.

It’s also what makes it delicious.

But make no mistake, she will be replaced by a white man who makes less waves and does more damage.

Its not for weed, everyone smokes tobacco through a bong-- I mean a glass water tobacco pipe.

Guys, yoU need to Invest in Lightweight exercise cLOThingINg. It rEally makeS me feel free.

I just found my todo list and half of it is irrelevant and half of it is done.

I even had a work todo list for my old job lol.

“Could let” presumes they can’t and don’t currently. And that’s ridiculous.