They don’t make them like they used to.

Cries in DC.

That bus jumped out of nowhere!

Just a regular Monday for Nicolas Cage.

You referring to the pastor or Trump?

Our whole foods used to have a dispenser like this with the different varieties of toilet paper they sold.

Just cover it in asbestos for insulation and to keep the lead away.

The handful of cruises I’ve been on you pass through CBP immediately after getting off the ship.

She has the best pies.

Brotato

It’s a birb going fishing

Just use caution if you feel both hands on your shoulders.

The best pizza is from 911-867-5309

Curtains.

Seems like a waste to me.

Why go home when you can cuddle manager on the clock?

Truly unprecedented times.

Haven’t we all?

And then a social media campaign about how good it tastes.

I’d do it for a Ford.