unalivejoy

It’s perfect timing because I always need a vacation from my vacation.

Just because you’re wearing your birthday suit doesn’t make you the birthday boy.

He was so great, he didn’t need to become president.

Do not put your dick in that.

I used to be with this, but then they changed what this was.

Now what I’m with isn’t this, and what’s this seems weird and scary to me.

This’ll happen to you!

Oops, I accidentally commented on an embarrassing video. Should I

• A. Delete the post and forget that happened
• B. Claim I got hacked, then delete the post
• C. Edit the comment to make myself look better
• D. Reply to myself explaining the situation without actually fixing anything

You put your pizza in the microwave and now it’s tough and soggy at the same time.

Cheeseburger pizza lovers, but they don’t want pickles on their pizza?

Oh, you assigned a method to a variable before calling it? Congratulations, this is now undefined.

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This might take a while.

I need 27 suppressors for my 27 guns. Ever thought of that? Didn’t think so.

It gets a pass if the stub is actively bleeding and bone is showing.

The count of pixels is not representable with numbers.

Boba is code for boobs.

borrowed from Chinese (Beijing) bōbà, name for the large tapioca balls found in the tea, perhaps literally, “large breasts, large-breasted woman”

Pixel count in this tweet feely low.

It may look like Tetris, but due to international copyright law, it isn’t.

He also came here as a child.

Scan your first item. beep

Scan loyalty card now.

But SteamOS (UI) itself lets you configure it. It even has controller-agnostic button prompts, kind of similar to Breath of the Wild’s where it shows you each button and highlights the one you should press. If I was at home, I’d share a picture of it.