Was gonna say, didn’t the Brits basically invent some curry dishes? Still, there ain’t any British restaurants, tells me what I need to know.

Seinfeld Effect in effect. :)

Kinda like Rodney Dangerfield. Masterclass entertainer, seems silly now with all the lesser imitations.

(For those not in the know, search “Dangerfield Carson show”. Man was fast on his feet, on top of his prepared shtick.)

No one going to ask why this handsome man is questioning his seduction abilities?

Same here. Israel can go FDIAF for all I care.

Ex-wife and I saw that in a theater by ourselves. Not another human came or went. What an experience.

Do yourself a favor and look him up. Cinema pioneer. Seems cheesy now, groundbreaking at the time.

If it can handle a grass field, those are everywhere. OTOH, be cheaper and easier to fly a Cessna and spatter cars around at your destinations.

Swift makes me think acceleration, and/or short-term speed. I wouldn’t call a marathon record-breaker “swift”.

First laugh all day, teared up a bit. Jesus!

My wife is always, “Your skin is so soft, like a girl!”

Thanks?

And I would be thrilled to fucking death to see more ads just like it. Touch my brain lovingly, don’t just fuck it.

The percentage of people among the general population who know the difference is about 2.5356%. I’ll allow it.

For the shooters out there, I’m all about accuracy. Sometimes precision for fun, but I just want in the general area for most cases.

This is simple:

Politicians hating on illegals gets voters. For the owner class, it’s about cheap, scared labor. Works out for both parties!

Until some dumbass starts actually deporting our slave labor, oh boy.

^ And this is why liberals so goddamned always lose.

“Fascism is here, now, today. We have to fight, and that means preparing for violence because it will to that.”

“NOOAAWW! You used a BAD word! STOP!”

When the trains arrive, be aware, you’re not going to get your choice of gendered potty, probably have to shit where you stand. And stand in it. Feel free to police the language of everyone around you though!

You gotta give it to conservatives! At least their messages are on point and they stick together. Meanwhile, liberal’s squabbling about, whatever boolshit it is today…

Poe wrote a thing called The Pit and the Pendulum, which you may enjoy.

She didn’t get it wrong at all, that’s far too generous. She fucking lied as to her understanding. Now MAGA has something to repeat. FOX will pick this up, and ever so slightly work it into their talking points. They won’t outright lie, they’ll be subtle and get the meme across. I’ve seen them do this shit for 20 years!

We street urchins and the media alike have to quit giving these people the benefit of the doubt. (Not saying you did OP!)

Does anyone really think she’s stupid?! No one of substandard intelligence rises that high. Yes, her boss started at slightly lower than average, but money and a talent for self-promotion speaks loudly. And yes, attractiveness speaks loudly, but that takes real work and you’ll find stupid people mostly look stupid.

Even MTG is probably “bright normal” like me. When we bag on these people for being stupid I think we’re forgetting just how stupid average is. Allow me to rant.

I’m the guy always talking about working at Lowe’s, garden center, rocket science. Started college in honors, remedial math. Literally called MATH 1001. Hardly anyone I work with, including my customers, can do basic addition and multiplication in their head. Had to pull 150 bricks today, pallet holds 126, how many do I need to add? Oh, and a layer holds 3 x 6 bricks, how high to stack it and how many extra, if any, on top? Customer wants 30 bags of mulch, everyone starts counting as we toss it in the truck. “Just make 6 stacks of 5.” HUH? Told a dozen customers, “I’m not smart enough to keep count, I multiply.”

How many people do we think are average or lower intelligence on lemmy? But it’s 1%, if that.

And narrated Riki Tiki Tavi. Child’s cartoon my white ass. Shit was scary.

At this point Putin has no choice but to keep the war going. His economy is sliding, and has been, and all that’s propping it up is the switch to a wartime economy. Take that away and the whole house of cards collapses. So I don’t give two shits what he says about anything regarding all this. He’s stuck with no moves left.

Oh, and his population has been crashing for years. And now Russia is losing a solid chunk of healthy young men. Remember Putin creating a national holiday years ago? Everyone was to stay home and fuck. I’m not making this up. Haven’t heard about it for a long time. Anyone?

I’m better and kinder than my parents. Sorry, that’s all I got.

This is not a typical home or office printer, very specialized.

OP did just that! I was baggin’ on all the fools who typically come along on this topic, OP clearly not being one of said fools.