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bruh 😭

Say the line maga, you know what it is:

“IT IS A GODDAMNED PRIVILEGE TO HAVE DONATED MY HARD-EARNED AMERICA DOLLARS TO THE MOST AMERICA PRESIDENT THERE EVER WILL BE! HALLELUJAH AMEN!”

“NEVER FUCKING GUESS!” — and that’s exactly what I did. I guessed that deleting a staging volume via the API would be scoped to staging only. I didn’t verify.

😵

The space. The space between my paws. It’s like a thing. I can see it! I can’t explain it, but I’m holding fucking nothing bro. I’m actually holding nothing! Whoa.

🔫👀🔫

That’s my default. Me, getting any notification: 🫨oh no now what

[SAVES FOUR MORE TIMES IN QUICK SUCCESSION. YKNOW, IN CASE THE PREVIOUS THREE MISSED SOMETHING. CANT BE TOO SURE THESE DAYS.]

lol that had crossed my mind

You trying to tell me that if I fly the flag of New Hampshire and the actual fucking USS Raleigh appears out of nowhere that you aren’t gonna have at least some raised fucking eyebrows?

smoll bt feerse

TIL matryoshkas have doctors inside them

I’d’ve done the same, no hesitation.

arch, I assume

The idea makes me think of The Centerfuge Brain Project where the doctor, talking about a gondola-type… ride, says, “people would fall asleep, miss their stop, and have another 14 hour ride, and you can imagine the problems that caused.”

With a 16.67% chance, the odds weren’t ever in their favor.

Have you ever? Let us know in the comments! We wanna hear from you!

goddammit

There are many things that don’t require a long time to ruin a cozy time.

‘Tis a meme of lengthier vintage, milord, nevertheless its pedigree has been rightly confirmed.