Yeah and the bonus text is how I think. The CIA, NSA or whoever think you’re too boring to bother with. Even if the VPN was directly owned by the NSA, they don’t really care about whatever fetish porn you’re jerking off to. If you’re some kid still in your edgy socialist phase, they don’t care. Sorry, you’re just a basic bitch to them.
I feel that if your government really wanted your secrets, they’d just send goons to your house to beat the fuck out of you.
I have a VPN to protect me from nosey bastard piracy lawyers.
100% this. OP is describing a great plot for an B-tier Hollywood movie, but reality tends to be much less thrilling. Obligatory xkcd.
Yeah and the bonus text is how I think. The CIA, NSA or whoever think you’re too boring to bother with. Even if the VPN was directly owned by the NSA, they don’t really care about whatever fetish porn you’re jerking off to. If you’re some kid still in your edgy socialist phase, they don’t care. Sorry, you’re just a basic bitch to them.